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[Star Wars Transitions]

Hah, alright short film.

I just came back from seeing the new "Star Wars" film and I especially found this short very funny, since I felt the same way when I kept seeing those transitions! They are a bit defining, though, and are good for moving from one location to another, but Lucas definitely has a fetish for them, yeah.

Cartoon itself was alright. I didn't understand the purpose of the whole "Star Wars" intro parody, though. As short as the cartoon was, you could have just started from the actual cartoon itself. The ending was funny, when it showed all the different kinds of transitions. What could have made the cartoon better, though, is it if actually showed the transitions on screen while Lucas was pressing them. Overall good job.

JeremyLokken responds:

Thanks for the review! The intro is a tad bit long, considering how short it is. I do have a revised version with a wipe in it, but it's not up yet. Good points!

[(2005) Hotdog Job: Part 1]

I'm surprised you're still not tired of these.

These became so boring about a year and a half ago. I'm so tired of these blue pieces of shit displaying the same exact words in every single cartoon, with you using something in your house for the backgrounds. How about a backyard or something? I'm so tired of just seeing them always being in your house and not going anywhere else.

Only funny part was the long "shhhh..." Everything else is basically the same stuff as your older cartoons. You really should try out something fresher. And get someone else to do a voice for once.

Knox responds:

You wanna see them go outside? Buy "klay world: off the table" when its out :P

The movie is about a group of them leaving the house to explore the real world...SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION ROCK!

[The Andrew Show (Ep 4)]

Hahahaha.

That's the best one yet. Whether it's social satire or not, the actor joke was very funny. Nice job.

TheSaladCaper responds:

Well, the actor thing was meant as a very subtle satire, but I figured even if people didn't get it, it'd still be funny because.. well, it was funny.

[Anime Kawaii Non-Baka B+]

Terrible.

I cannot believe that this movie survived submission. First of all, the music hurts my ears. Secondly, don't use .JPEGs for text! AARRGGH! Secondly, Alien is a stupid name to call yourself, co-maker of this "trailer." No wonder this movie sucks!

Secondly, I am glad this movie is canceled. It is garbage and I can't even tell that it is a parody! STOP TAKING JAPANESE CLASSES, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!

AshleyChan responds:

STFU!!! I worked hard on this... you don't understand how long I slaved over a computer to make this beautiful piece of art... so now I'm going to kill myself. Thanks a lot, "Aliyen," fucking baka retard.

[Jackson visits Livecorpse]

Hahahaha.

That is pretty fucking funny. Probably the best way to deal with Livecorpse's death. Nice choice of song.

dookiemoole responds:

thanks

[Arnie Show 3]

Woah.

I totally love this movie for some strange reason.

CBB responds:

Me too.