Aliyen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[It's raining men]

Nothing too good here.

It was too short to actually be that funny. If you made it longer, it might have been so long that it could have been extremely funny. The style kind of had me interested, but it's not too new. The songs were good but barely used to their potential. The idea isn't original at all either.

[Foamy - A Parody]

Haha.

Nice short watch. Foamy's probably the worst character ever created and this perfectly substituted those shitty cartoons.

[school daydreamer-*]

Shit.

Terrible short. I thought it would be way longer, but since you think something as short, simple, and stupid like this is passable, making it longer would probably be making it worse. Music was the worst part.

cribble responds:

Yeah i thought if i made it longer it would of made it worse, good foresight.... And i like your ablity to be blunt.

[Fred's Birthday Surprise]

Bad.

I guess the only part that I found entertaining was when the old man was making lame jokes in front of the doctor. What's even more entertaining is that those jokes are actually funnier than the lame dick joke by the end. If this made it into the finals of some festival, I'd hate to see the cartoons that didn't.

[Malltime Musings 5]

Boring and unoriginal.

All these jokes are from years ago. You really try too hard and it gets even more boring when the characters just do nothing but sit there. Sometimes it might work, but not in such a casual, boring, and un-humorous situation. The things they imagined weren't even that funny. (How is it a foul-mouthed fish when it didn't say anything foul?) The part when the writing was about to show "shit," but didn't, was lame. What is the point of putting half-cursing in the first place when you don't intend to put cursing in at all? Either put cursing in or don't, it's that simple.

You should really just work on your technique, because this was very lame. Humor reminds me of a lot of "Waterman," in that you try way too hard. Characters were very unoriginal too, I couldn't take any of them seriously. Either make your cartoons funnier or don't make them at all, because this is way too casual and boring to pass for humor.

[Zito]

Nice short, but not worth watching more than once.

It had a nice style, an interesting character (what kind of one-eyed animal is Zito anyway?), and simple yet effective, plot, but not really worth much. It worked nicely as a short, but I wouldn't watch it more than once. I was kind of just waiting for it to be over. Some parts could definitely be cut out. Still works fine.

[Napoleon Toadamite]

Terrible cartoon.

This cartoon really pissed me off. My blood was boiling through the whole thing and I'm surprised I even sat through the ending. The whole thing was painful to watch because of the simple fact that it isn't even a parody! The whole thing is a messy and cheap recreation of a movie, that while good, is hardly even epic enough to be retold this way, especially by doing it in the worst way ever: RETELLING IT WITH MARIO CHARACTERS.

Watching this cartoon made me realize the stupidity of people who can watch a movie and get inspired to make something as unbelievably stupid as this. Anyone who finds this funny is an idiot and has no idea what an actual parody, or even a comedy, is about. To anyone who had the misfortune of stumbling by this cartoon, just watch the original "Napolean Dynomite" film and ditch this heap of shit. It still enrages me how this cartoon not only survived, but the authors were actually awarded for it too. Not like it's surprising, since "Final Fantasy A+" got away with more.

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

Great episode.

It's a great episode. Felt kind of weak, though, until it hit the twist ending, which I didn't see coming, but obviously it wasn't unusual for a series like "Salad Fingers." So has Salad Fingers stepped into an alternate dimension? I like the idea. Different from the others, especially since I expected the bird to come back, but still a very solid episode.

[!!!jump Around!!! Iv]

Excellent.

I love it.

[homework is fun]

Haha.

Right in the denominators.