Aliyen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hans Dick in "Randy"]

Hahaha.

Sure, it's like the same storyline as the James Earl Jones, but it was still pretty fucking funny. I liked how that retarded kid who crashed into the wall.

[(2004) Klay Halloween]

Best Knox claymation in a while.

Great Halloween special. It was hilarious when that guy got on the other guy's head and stroked his head.

[Thicker Than Water]

It's great.

I really liked this. It's great that there's something on Newgrounds other than an animation or a game. The people who expected an animation or a game and didn't get one should stop bitching. This whole thing is a lot longer than the average animation on Newgrounds anyway.

Also, I thought that the typical extremist Christian father was funny. Keep on the great work.

[Space Tree #3]

Yeah, this is pretty cool shit.

I like it.

[The Matrix Still Has You]

It's decent.

It's not like I laughed once at either of the shorts, but this is better than the first one. Agent Training was really the only one I enjoyed, but Subway and Twins weren't too bad either.

Mobil Ave. and Siege were the biggest pieces of shit ever, though. Mobil Ave. used too many stupid anime cliches and tried too hard to be funny, and I nearly fell asleep on Siege.

[Milkman]

Hahahahaha.

I didn't expect any of that would happen from the middle to end. That sure was a nice twist. Great job.

[juice (.)]

Best short ever.

Completely hilarious. The punchline is awesome.

[Pokémon: Unseen Episode]

Pokemon violence at its best.

Bears kick ass.

[B The Movie...]

It was alright.

Why is B blue?