Aliyen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shrek Sketches]

Still shit.

This was the worst one. I wasn't a big fan of Shrek 2 (which these "sketches" mostly focus on), but Shrek 2 was actually funny. Why do you insist on making sketches on movies that are already funny? Not like it worked with more serious movies (Spider-Man, Hellboy), but now you're just stooping down to an even lower level (if that's even possible with you).

Also, if you're going to continue doing these sketches, here's some actual criticism, but only in consideration of the ones who actually enjoy your movies: LOSE THE ADULT THEMES. These sketches only capture the hearts of newborn babies, as I stated before in the Hellboy Sketches review. Using adult themes is not going to change that.

By the way, I really love how you always make out pussy cartoon characters like Shrek to be so strong and powerful. Hulk Hogan would kick his ass any day.

As a final note: Good animation doesn't excuse shit humor. I just wanted to clear that up to reviewers who think it does.

[The Andrew Show (Ep 4)]

Hahahaha.

That's the best one yet. Whether it's social satire or not, the actor joke was very funny. Nice job.

TheSaladCaper responds:

Well, the actor thing was meant as a very subtle satire, but I figured even if people didn't get it, it'd still be funny because.. well, it was funny.

[Video Dating Tape]

Very alienating.

Especially like your Salad Fingers cartoons, this is very alienating and very sad. I thought that man's voice was very funny, though. You made an overused idea original, too, so I applaud you for that.

[The Andrew Show (Ep 3)]

It was alright.

Some jokes weren't really the type of humor I enjoy. Other jokes were pretty funny. I liked how Andrew thought there was something wrong with Texas, though. I should put some Texas bashing in my cartoons, just because it's really the only American state that's actually funny to bash.

[Merry Melony ep.1]

Short, but still great.

The animation and art was perfect. Not much is known about the story, but as the series will go on, I bet it will be a lot more interesting. The ending of the cartoon was the best part.

I was a huge fan of your Mall Monkeys comic (you even posted my shitty "Filbton's Blues" guest comic a while before the series ended). It's great that for someone with a great sense of humor, you can also make very mysterious movies like this. Good luck making more.

[The Gardener]

We need more submissions like this!

This was very unique. What I really like is how mysterious you made it. Even the morons who accuse this of ripping off Salad Fingers have to admit that this is a bit more mysterious.

A lot of people think that you could never enjoy something you hardly have any understanding of, but a lot of people can be surprised.

Please make more!

[Anime Kawaii Non-Baka B+]

Terrible.

I cannot believe that this movie survived submission. First of all, the music hurts my ears. Secondly, don't use .JPEGs for text! AARRGGH! Secondly, Alien is a stupid name to call yourself, co-maker of this "trailer." No wonder this movie sucks!

Secondly, I am glad this movie is canceled. It is garbage and I can't even tell that it is a parody! STOP TAKING JAPANESE CLASSES, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!

AshleyChan responds:

STFU!!! I worked hard on this... you don't understand how long I slaved over a computer to make this beautiful piece of art... so now I'm going to kill myself. Thanks a lot, "Aliyen," fucking baka retard.

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

It was funny.

I admit I laughed hard when you lamely mimicked every gesture from the original "Numa Numa Dance."

But here's just one question; was it really worth your time?

Numa Numa Dance didn't deserve front page and it didn't deserve a score of 4.12. I laughed at it, but I also agree that it doesn't take any effort whatsoever to dance around like an idiot and submit it as a flash movie to Newgrounds. It could've went to better use as a .wmv video file on eBaum's World.

All that left aside, was it really worth your time parodying it? This is Newgrounds, for fuck's sake. It's the site where Final Fantasy A+ became #1 of all time for nearly half a year, because most users here will love anything that has Final Fantasy in it, especially if the characters will speak Japanese.

My advice is to just leave the overrated stuff alone. They stay popular for how long? One, maybe two months, before everybody forgets about them altogether? Just ignore it.

From what I see in your other submissions, you have talent. Don't let it go towards making fun of something that should be ignored in the first place. It'll just give more attention to the cause that you were so much against.

[The Truth About NG]

Holy shit.

This movie's obviously a joke from the start, but what's ironic is that I didn't laugh it. I was scared shitless by it. It reminds me a lot of those Urban Legends flash movies, if you've ever seen them. Even when those flash movies are actually trying to be serious, I still think this is exactly on par with those.

Anyway, I guess I already stretched out the fact that I'm a pussy quite enough now. Now I won't sleep because of this. Thanks a fucking lot.

Oh, and great job.

[Emmy's Christmas Gift]

That ruled.

That's the best Christmas gift any sister can ask for.